一句话证明你是单身狗：就是这么洒脱！

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一句话证明你是单身狗：就是这么洒脱！

最近微博上兴起了一个话题#一句话证明你是单身狗#，各路寂寞的网友纷纷出手，用简洁幽默的文字来概括自己的单身生活。其实不只是国内的网友过着单身生活，国外也有很多人也还是风中一匹狼呢。让我们来看看Quora上的网友都是怎么形容自己的单身生活的吧。

Working 50 hours a week.
每周工作50小时。


Not invited to family relatives get-together/meets.
没被邀请参加亲戚聚会。


Not invited by married friends for anything.
已婚朋友也没理由邀请我。


Eat out. Anytime. Anywhere. No debates there.
出门旅游，想什么时候去就什么时候去，想去哪儿玩就去哪儿玩，旅行计划随机应变，灵活的很。


Travel. Anytime. Anywhere. Flexibility to make impromptu plans.
出去吃饭，想什么时候去就什么时候去，想去哪儿吃就去哪儿吃，不用为此争吵。


I do whatever I like
我爱做啥做啥。


I eat whatever I like
我爱吃啥吃啥。


I buy whatever I like.
我爱买啥买啥。


I go on vacations wherever and whenever I want.
我去度假，时间地点都随我意。


I live life on my own terms without being answerable to anyone.
我活得随心所欲，无需对任何人负责。


I can wear what ever I want, no one to say - 'don't wear such clothes'.
我想穿什么就穿什么，没人会说——“别穿这样的衣服”。


Not knowing who to write on emergency contact forms.
不知道紧急联络人那一栏要填谁。

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Takeout or deliver food too many times.
下馆子或叫外卖的次数太多。

That I am the center of my universe.
我就是我的宇宙中心。

The only alarm clock you get woken up by is your own.
闹钟是根据你自己的需要来把你吵醒。

You can enjoy full time with friends and family  no more restrictions...
你可以完全享受和朋友家人在一起的时间，再也没有人约束你……

Save lots of money:- NO need to buy gifts, cards, dates, or anything. You have all the money that you can spend on yourself and feel like a boss.
省下一大笔钱：没必要买礼物、贺卡、约会或者其他事情。你所有的钱都可以花在自己身上，这感觉自己像是老板。